“Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”“You sell them here?” the customer asks.“Only $4 each,” says Green.The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.“You didn’t eat enough,” says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.“Hey, Green,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You’re ripping me off!”“You see?” says Green. “You’re smarter already.”Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they. "I'll be back," Jennifer said, as she left the room.There I was hanging from the swing wondering what she was up to. A few minutes passed by and I was still wondering."What's taking you so long Jennifer?" I yelled."Don't worry. I'll be there. I have a big surprise for you," she yelled from the livingroom.I was getting curious and excited of maybe she was going to do something kinky to me. So I just hung there in the swing singing to myself while I waited."Gary, I have two surprises for you," Jennifer said as she entered the room. I looked and saw her still clothed standing in the doorway."But you're not naked yet," I told her with some confusion as to what the surprises could be.Then Jennifer walked into the room and two guys entered. Both were around 40 years old and in great shape. I was shocked and didn't know what to say."So your two surprises is to watch two guys fuck you?" I asked Jennifer. "Gary, watch this little show first -- you asshole!" she said.I was shocked but kinda.
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